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  • I Hate People! by Jonathan Littman & Marc Hershon is published by the good folks at Little, Brown in New York. The elements we've started blogging about here and a whole lot more can be found between the covers.

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What Reviewers Are Saying

  • National Post, Canada
    "In a wry, counterintuitive twist on the workplace self-help book, the authors propose to help the reader expertly identify and neutralize the 'corporate oafs' who block the path to career satisfaction and creative independence. The rejected culture of phony niceness, Littman and Hershon claim, has led the business world astray -- and only the path of 'people hating' can get things back on track."
  • Wall Street Journal
    "I Hate People! is a bracing antidote to the management bromide that "there is no 'i' in 'team.' True enough, Messrs. Hershon and Littman would say -- but if you move things around a bit, there is a 'me.'"
  • Business Week
    "It is both a self-help manual for people hoping to not only keep their jobs during the recession, but also possibly advance, as well as a taxonomy of office workers for managers, to help them make better staffing and team-building decisions. But it also is about innovation."
  • Bob Sutton of "The No Asshole Rule"
    "This is the rare book that is clever and funny -- as you laugh along with Jonathan and Marc, you realize that their analysis and solutions are actually deeper and more useful than the piles of management books out there that take themselves far more seriously..."
  • Scoffery.com
    "I must say that I have just finished reading the best corporate business book in my life."
  • Publishers Weekly
    "Amusing and filled with entertaining examples of antisocial geeks who made good..."

Audio Hate Takes

  • Radio Shows & Podcasts
    Here is the most recent appearance by Jonathan and Marc, talking about I Hate People!
  • Jon & Marc on NPR's TechNation with Moira Gunn

    Want to hear more? You can check out some of their other appearance by clicking over to the Audio Hate Takes page

  • And if you'd prefer to listen to I Hate People! rather than read it, download the Gildan Media audiobook edition, which is available for download from Audible.com.

    We even team up as your readers in this offering! Here's a sample from the audiobook...

    During the recording sessions we did for the audiobook edition of I Hate People!, we had a couple of funny outtakes that came up that we thought we'd share. Take a listen...

  • Outtake #1
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    Got someone who gets your goat? It can be a co-worker, a boss, an employee or maybe a person on your commute that makes your blood boil and want to shout "I hate people!" Whatever your story, we'd like to read it and, if it's truly hate-worthy, we'll post it up here on the front page AND send you a free copy of "I Hate People!"

Know-It-None, Professional Edition

  • I call her the “Teflon Cell Tower”. Every day, she runs hither and yon, like a baby elephant, each meeting more critical than the next. Whatever goes in her ears at one meeting is transmitted out of her mouth at the next, regardless of it’s relationship to the subject matter. Sadly, nothing actually sticks in her brain. Or to her hands, for that matter.

    Consequently, her colleagues are tortured by the endless reiteration of known truths and obvious facts sprinkled with trite consulting buzzwords and business-speak. For her, they are profound thoughts for pressing issues. They may have been someone else's thoughts long ago,but that has no bearing here.

    If her established patter is derailed by a question or a comment, the verbal tap dancing can last for 20 minutes or more until she restores the correct broadcast frequency.

    Given what I have witnessed in the last 15 years, her future is secure – she does no real work, has no real expertise and agrees with everything.

    TCT is no longer my problem. After a long, distinguished career, I had enough FU money to liberate myself when this re-assignment was announced. I love being free from the people I hate, but I do miss hating them on a daily face-to-face basis.

    — FreeAtLast

Hate Bites

  • "I Hate People! has a lot to teach you about office life, so if you hate your job, need help producing better work in a crappy environment or just genuinely hate people, then this book is for you. In fact, I’m going to read it again. Why? Because I hate people that much."
    — Paigel
  • "Jonathan Littman and Marc Hershon have created a masterpiece of office human relations."
    — Carpe Factum
  • "Carol over at Carol’s Notebook has a copy of I Hate People. This awesomely titled book was written by Marc Hershon and Jonathan Littman, and it’ll teach you how to be …. me."

    — West of Mars blog

  • "I wanted you to know it is one of the best promotional packages I've ever received. I spent 20 years in the music business, including running Disney's Hollywood Records, and over the years put together thousands of promo packages with the goal of making them stand out. The "I Hate People" package puts pretty much everything I've done to shame. Outstanding!"

    — Reviewer (name withheld)

  • "Your book on hating people is hilarious; I had no idea I'd inspired you so much, so negatively."

    — Internet Executive

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    September 01, 2009

    Lost in Translation: The Hate Goes International

    On the eve of the Italian language edition of I Hate People! coming out from the respected Corbaccio of Milan later this week, we are  happy to report that elements from our book and blog are beginning to spread overseas on the web.

    First up is a three-page article about our Italian edition — Io Odio La Gente Published in the weekend edition of Italy’s second biggest newspaper, Il Venerdi Di Repubblica, it’s quite a treat to see not just our faces but the icons from our Ten Least Wanted and their interesting translations. The Stop Sign becomes Stopper, easily understood, while the Spreadsheet is, instead, Tutto-sotto-controllo. Which may be something like “The guy who controls everything.”

    If you think Italians have style, know how to really live, and more importantly hate, or you actually happen to read the language, click on the thumbnail to see a readable-sized version of the article.

    Italian article

    Next was a random discovery of our names on a Vietnamese language site, CaliToday.com, with no context. It looks like this…

    Thật ra Tám Tàng đâu có tài giỏi gì. Chẳng qua Bác Tám Gái thấy hai cha nội Jonathan Littman và Marc Hershon viết bài trên Yahoo xem qua coi bộ có thể giúp cho bà con chút đỉnh, bèn kêu chồng “đâu ông thử dịch…

    Considering the web page has ads featuring attractive pictures of women, we feared we might be doing time beside some kind of shady singles sites.

    Fighting web with web, I sliced the paragraph with our names out and plopped it into a handy Vietnamese-English online translator. Here’s how it came out…

    Actually have an excellent August by raising what. Not through stairs Lady in the internal father Jonathan Littman and Marc Hershon write the review as Yahoo that can help her little son peak, calling her husband went "where he tried forward progress ...

    With Jon being referred to “internal father”, that didn’t seem quite right, so I tried a second translator…

    In fact Eight is Threadbare that there won't be what proficiency. At most Refuse Eight Girls see two Jonathan Littman old chap and Cặn bã Hershon writes article on past Yahoo looked up look to can give help to a little bit kinsfolk donation...

    Hmm. Here Jon is referred to as “old chap”, which I rather liked but my name came out as Cặn bã. Clearly, something is going astray in translation. Resorting to desperate tactics, I accompanied my fiancee, Debra, to her next nail appointment. Anna, the owner of the salon, is Vietnamese and she was happy to figure it out. But even she couldn’t give me a blow-by-blow of what is being said. The best she could manage was that the website was a kind of gossip site and that they were talking about our take on different kinds of people in the office based on our Yahoo articles.

    On other global fronts, our Ten Ways to Be Liked In Your Job Yahoo piece which has also run at the TechRepublic site, has been translated into Japanese and appears on the Japanese Zdnet site. And within the next half-year or so we should be seeing the Portuguese edition of I Hate People! in Brazil.

    Jonny_sandwich Jon has volunteered to wear our sandwich boards on Copacabana beach.

    All of this international play is great but a little daunting. Especially since I can’t always be sure what is being said. So here’s hoping we don’t piss too many people off on our way to spreading the Hate. And even if we do, they say that any press is good press as long as they spell your name right. So just call me ol’ Cặn bã.

    — Marc Hershon

    Posted at 03:00 AM |

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    Sheep Man

    The scan from La Repubblica is missing the first page. Pity b/c the translations are delightful.

    Posted by: Sheep Man | September 02, 2009 at 06:09 PM

    hershco

    Thanks for the word, Sheep Man! I accidentally copied over two page 2s. Now it's fixed!

    Cheers,
    Marc

    Posted by: hershco | September 04, 2009 at 10:49 AM

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    Author Appearances

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      Click the link above to get the PDF (and feel free to pass it along to friends, co-workers and even the boss.)

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    • Here's some of the blogs where you can find excerpts and mentions of I Hate People!, as well as some original pieces we're writing.

      This should be under Twitteriffic but we don't have a section called that: a big thanks to Jerret Turner over at DMO Planner for proclaiming to the Twitterverse that IHP! is his favorite book in the last 10 years!; a tip o' the mouse to TJ McCue and his coverage of our Cubicle Evacuation Plan sign over on the shiftboard blog; thanks to a Twitter connection made recently with Paige Presley, we got to see her delightful review of our book; neat to see our book featured over on The Daily MBA, the brains behind which sent me a DM tweet saying he found it "Well written, funny and spot on."

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      If we like your take, we'll proclaim you one of our official Hate Mates and post your story here. Hate Mates will receive our "Trying To Be Productive" Pack, an autographed book and as many I Hate People! "Stay Out of My Cube!", "Do Not Disturb!" signs and bookmarks as you need to pass around the office to make your point.
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    The Ten Least Wanted

    • In our book, we’ve selected and analyzed the ten most troublesome types of people, then fired out techniques for going over, under or through them. Such as Liar Liar, whose falsehoods can steer your career off course in no time flat:

      Click that little guy to jump over to our handy online guide to help spot the Ten Least Wanted in your office, featuring some of their common phrases...

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    ABOUT THIS BLOG

    • What's the philosophy of our blog? It's about having the boldness to create the attitude, space and time you need to stretch your career and expand your life. Taking that critical step toward becoming one of those happy souls who deftly works alone or collaborate with just a handful of other talented people…while artfully deflecting all the rest. Because while you can't change the people you hate -- you can stop them from dragging you down.

      As we break out your revealing first person accounts and surprising news and studies -- all in the context of our effective strategies for artful hating -- you'll discover that you're learning a kind of martial arts approach to coping with problem people. We're bringing the power of redirecting and avoiding the emotional blows dished out by bosses, co-workers and competitors. While you may need a lot of these people to get through your day, your career and your life...nobody said you have to like them.

      For more about where we're going with this blog, click on to The Hate Starts Here.

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